Toze Tee
A tall handsome man with a good heart and sexy girlfriend, known to be very cool, funny, eccentric. You never know what they will say or do, very random. Surprisingly smart with a wide range of knowledge on almost everything. Can be found in the country Toze are said to supply the whole town with free drugs according to haters which they have many of because haters can’t figure out how such a guy gets the best looking girl around. Haters by fakes but loved and respected by real people. Toze’s have difficult luck in life but blessed by god and usually has good luck in Casino’s. Toze was formally known as Toes son of the infamous Big Foot of the South east Kansas area. Name was changed to Toze cause it’s much more unique much like Toze himself. Toze is like the underground governor of his town respected by those smart enough to know there isn’t much he can’t accomplish. Toze is like a drug but Toze’s can and has quit very addictive drugs, like pills and such cold turkey. Also Toze has a nice looking dick and loves to send pics of it especially since his girl like girls and knows she doesn’t have to worry about losing him to any of the looser around.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!