Tornado Tee
A funnel shape that comes from the clouds and is formed by cold and hot air mixing with each other. When the vortex hits the ground, it is called a Tornado. They can have winds up to 100-miles to 255 miles. These winds are devastating and can easily tear down a house. They have a scale called the "Enhanced Fujita scale". It measures the destruction of the tornado aswell as the winds inside the tornado. It goes up to 5. EF0: Little damage; Hairdo ruined, roof tiles off. EF1: Moderate damage; roofs torn down, cars turned, trees blown. EF2: Acceptable damage; Poorly made houses ripped off the ground, cars lifted, trees gone. EF3: Severe damage; Houses lifted off foundation, cars teared. EF4: Insane damage; Well constructed houses ripped off the ground, trucks (tankers) sucked right in, thrown. EF5: Extreme damage; Concrete structures DESTROYED, houses OBLITERATED, welded-to ground structures gone. Also, please note, if you decide to place your house in tornado alley, don't be mad when you come back from work and see your house missing.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum