Tori Tee
Tori is the hottest, sexiest, smartest, kindest, sportiest, strongest, funnyest, and just awesomest person you will ever know. She is hotter than you've ever seen and she doesn't even know it, some people say she's fishing for complements but she really doesn't know. She is the sexiest woman you will ever meet, tori's have big boobies and get raised in big familys, so ya they'll want to have sex once or twice. Toris are so smart maney their not the fastest reader or the quickest with her math facts but toris are great problem solvers. Toris are always so kind, they put their friends and family befor herself on a daily bases. Toris love sports, great at track, soccer, volleyball, bowling, and they might not be the best with their hands but man they can tackle in football. She is so skinny but thinks she's fat. Tori is so strong, you mess with her you better watch out because if you touch someone she cares about she turns into a psycho bitch, so if you mess with a tori expect a foot ing your ass. Toris are so funny if your having a bad day just talk to a tori and she'll make you smile ( if your on her good side). Toris like one man and on man only, she knows what she wants and won't fall for tricks or someone just because there hot. Toris are so awesome at everything there's not a good enough word for it. If you can't thing of a word describing just everything great just say a tori.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.