Tom Kaulitz Tee
The sexy hexy guitarist for the German band Tokio Hotel that won the 2009 MTV EMA award for Best Group. Famous for his attire, laidback attitude about sex (though he is now on the lookout for love), endless supply of sex jokes, and being ten minutes older than TH's vocalist, Bill Kaulitz. Some of Tom's other claims to fame include singing the harmony at the end of Monsoon (fifty seconds that has lead the TH fanbase to call it the Tom chorus), saying "sexy hexy" in one of the TH TV videos, humping his flying-V during concerts, and slapping one of the veiled TH stalkers while telling her to stay away from him, the band, and the Kaulitz family. He backup sings "raise your hands together” in the chorus of Raise Your Hands in both versions, along with Georg Listing. Despite being a sex-obsessed playboy, Tom’s a pretty cool guitarist--though he doesn't know the first thing about reading music (he taught himself to pick out chords). His fanbase is made up of people who dream that they can change Tom from the luster that he identifies as, to a lover. He has a lip ring, pierced ears, and wears baggy clothing. He used to have dreadlocks, but now has black cornrows. (Wanksta/wigger.) TH's latest album Humanoid, has reminded fans that he's super-sexy hexy Tom Kaulitz. Thousands hope to be the one to change him. Change may be on Tom's current agenda, but fame and fortune are definitely at the forefront--he's a star, and he does what he wants.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨