Toast Babies Tee
toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast} the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies being gone also.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means