Timukizulu Tee
A far away land where men fear to tread. Full of wonder and danger and the unknown, this realm is home to beasts and creatures that rival those of hell itself. No expedition to Timukizulu has ever returned, save for one man, who was severely injured upon escaping. His remains were never found, but evidence of his journey was present, in the documents he left behind. Details of a Yeti-like creature, shaven without fur and having a fierce temper. Also some mention of something called the Jamesernaut, and unknown creature of never before seen by living eyes. It has been noted that the Jamesernaut has been seen drinking some kind of intoxicating liquid to the point of displaying highly irrational behavior. This in turn increases its hostility towards outside influences and anything caught in its immediate radius is killed. Other creatures have been sighted with the Jamesernaut, including the Pau Pau, a highly intelligent and morally numb being that should be treated with the utmost caution. Studies indicated that the Pau Pau likes to kill its prey at night while they sleep, but has been noted to engage in open combat, usually after consuming the same liquid as the Jamesernaut. This land is anything but friendly, and travelers beware the land.... of Timukizulu.
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Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.