Timukizulu Mug
A far away land where men fear to tread. Full of wonder and danger and the unknown, this realm is home to beasts and creatures that rival those of hell itself. No expedition to Timukizulu has ever returned, save for one man, who was severely injured upon escaping. His remains were never found, but evidence of his journey was present, in the documents he left behind. Details of a Yeti-like creature, shaven without fur and having a fierce temper. Also some mention of something called the Jamesernaut, and unknown creature of never before seen by living eyes. It has been noted that the Jamesernaut has been seen drinking some kind of intoxicating liquid to the point of displaying highly irrational behavior. This in turn increases its hostility towards outside influences and anything caught in its immediate radius is killed. Other creatures have been sighted with the Jamesernaut, including the Pau Pau, a highly intelligent and morally numb being that should be treated with the utmost caution. Studies indicated that the Pau Pau likes to kill its prey at night while they sleep, but has been noted to engage in open combat, usually after consuming the same liquid as the Jamesernaut. This land is anything but friendly, and travelers beware the land.... of Timukizulu.
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Customer Reviews
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
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They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
Ok These mugs are really easy presents for the people you love i would find the best example of them and then buy and mug and give it to them as a present So simple
This mug is perfect! High quality product
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This item was ordered as a gift, so you can imagine how happy I was to see it arrive in a box. Not only was it true to order in color and wording but was also without holes and held a strong cup of tea. However, I would not recommend green tea for this mug, or any mug for that matter as I prefer black teas. Emiyah will love it once she decides to return from France bringing her awesome hair and her kind heart and maybe some macaroons. I will put it to use until then and think of her fondly.