Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse) tee
For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam. History: A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018. The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy. Preparation: To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this: 1. Buy a Squirting Dildo 2. Find a man of dark complexion 3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup. Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm. The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person Procedure: To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible. Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!