Tim Allen Tee
To play the "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" sound from Home Improvement and it's intro on any sounding device, including word from mouth. You should mainly do the Tim Allen anywhere but nowhere. ------ All forms of the Tim Allen include: "UUUEEGGHH?!?!" "EELREEEE?!?!" "EELLROOO?!?!" "AAARRGHHROOO?!?!" "AAARRGHHREEE?!?!" or a high-pitched "EEE!" ------ If another person knows what the Tim Allen is, or if you want to know if they know what the Tim Allen is, then make the sound--nice and loud--near them. The Tim Allen is usually responded to using another Tim Allen, which if everyone knows what it is, it basically becomes a chain reaction of Tim Allen's. ------ Things you can also use the Tim Allen for: Answering questions Asking a question Covering for a bad joke Responding to a bad joke Covering for absurdity Responding to absurdity Responding to something humorous Responding to anything After saying something gross After saying something weird After saying something stupid After saying something smart After saying nothing at all Attracting other women/men Attracting other Tim Allen'ers Attracting flying spaghetti monsters ------ Be careful, because this may cause absolute confusion. The good thing is, it never gets old.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating