Tigard Oregon Tee
Tigard is the worst suburb of Portland, Oregon which is in the worst state in the universe. That would be Oregon. Tigard, Oregon is a lower class suburb of tacky houses, loads of petty crimes, out of control teenagers with issues and terrible parents with no sense of responsibility. It is fugly, fugly, fugly with lots of tacky streets full of fugly pickup trucks and minivans. Tigard is UGLY. Did I say Tigard is UGLY? That is because Tigard is UGLY. The main street of Tigard which is, creatively, called Main Street is full of broken down buildings underneath an overpass that just rains down dust and grime. It is a truly sad little place. Tigard is like one big tacky strip mall (even the actual malls feel like tacky strip malls) surrounded by parking lots and highways. The houses and the people are just an after thought. Tigard, Oregon is just one big traffic roundabout belching noise, dust, grime and pollutants. Tigard has no sense of city planning. Tigard is a mess. Tigard is one big, wet mess. There are jumbled houses and apartments and condos all mashed together. Weeds grow everywhere in Tigard. In civilized places with a better class of people parents watch their children but noooooo that would be too difficult for the inept parents of Tigard, Oregon.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.