Thot Patrol Tee
A highly Trained group of male humans, monsters and celestial beings led by the ultimate Thot patroller Korekiyo Shinguichi. Equip with advanced weaponry, Years of Precise Military Training,and the strongest desire to vanquish all Thots on earth The Thot patroller is the single most powerful task force in the multimeter. It all started when There was nothing. No Light. No Sound. No Narration. No Nothing. And then two cosmic entities popped into existence; Blue lightsaber guy and red lightsaber guy. Blue Lightsaber guy yelled "All women are Queens!" And that have innocence and Protection to the universe. Red lightsaber guy Responded with "if she breaths she's a THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" And with that gave the universe primal rage and dedication. Moments later God came into existence and created the first man and women Adam and Eve. Everything goes from there until the First Thot Snake convinces Eve to bite into the forbidden fruit and Eve does so. This pisses off God so much that he cursed all Women to be Thots For all eternity and all men to stop their Thot very. Skip to 2001 where scientist Jimmy neutron discovers a metal hidden in space called Thorium He secretly worked on creating a blade made of Thotium That would Vanquish all Thots. But right then the Thot Lord Tenko Chabashira broke into the lab and killed Jimmy. Knowing the sword would bring death to all Thots, she hid it deep in the caverns of Kentucky.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!