Thorneloe Tee
A bulding where only highly attractive women live with moderately attractive men. The women frequently wear wetsuits, spandex, or Thorneloe sweatshirts. We are a small family prone to incest and on a Friday night residents may be found wearing anything but clothes or 90’s outfits. Often toilet paper is replaced with pizza, and residents enjoy sauna sex, shower parties, and dominating the century club. Residents of this building are prone to mysterious bike disappearances, hibernating rabies infested animals, Saturday night parking tickets, and being haunted by the Thorneloe ghost. If intruders enter Thorneloe they will be punished by being forced to listen to an annoying door alarm and partying hard with residents. Residents are often found eating burnt rice(that causes fire alarms), meatballs, and strippers from diamonds. Residence games include guess that bra size, T-rex, manhunt, the dating game with prostitutes, stripping, karaoke, spin the bottle, and arm wrestling. Thorneloe is run by Sergeant cocks, the cock butterfly, Mr. Handjob, and the Jackhammer.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡