Thermolia Tee
a place located underwater in the pacific ocean. it has a thriving economy and is the birthplace of many historic figures.king arthur, jim bowie, davy crockett, beyonce, superman, the founder of the chinese mafia, captain america, will ferrel, master chief, angus young, george bush, FDR, and many others once called this place home. disease has been nonexistant in this place since the year 1978 and is how magic johnson manages to stay alive. in ancient times Thermolia was above land and translated to greek as"the better Atlantis" because of its gifts to the world including the wheel, chuck norris (he's actually a robot that was based off of the average male of thermolia at that time), water (yes water) and of course boob jobs. thermolians invented them. 'nough said. Thermolia was the greatest civilazation of all time. america rivals it only becuz half of the founding fathers were thermolian. during world war 2 however thermolia took a heavy beating from hitlers zombie ninjas. eventually they were forced to dig to Hitlers secret underground lair and capture him. the reason his body was never found was because the thermolians used him to call off his zombie ninjas back to there home in vietnam where america would later face them and lose due to their lack intel on the thermolian war tunnels leading to germany. thermolia is and always will be the secret leader of the world side note:Gave Einstien the idea for the Manhatten project second side note:Gave America Einstien
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.