The True Melons Tee

Wore it to school.

Love this shirt so much

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Fun and soft.

Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

good very good worth money!

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

mine says "ass" on it lol

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

shirt made me cum