The Shop Tee
The shop is a… well… a shop in the middle of a desert known as Sandia. It resembles a 7Eleven and appears to have multiple locations. The shop and the shack located nearby outside, are safe-haven areas in the seemingly-infinite desert, floating within the Void, home of terrible creatures and the practically dictator of Sandia, the Void Dweller, although that is another story for another time. Once leaving the shop, you have an extremely-low chance to be let back in, due to only the worthy allowed back, and monsters which get progressively stronger the more you kill. There is also said to be a city somewhere far away, although no one can confirm it exists. Entering the shop can be achieved by either entering through the front doors, universal gateway/portal/wormhole or using the high-tech Universal Claw, capable of grabbing or throwing you around the multiverse without your consent. Although entering seems easy enough, leaving is a different story, with only 4 known ways to escape. 1. Escaping via the Void is an option, but a risky one at that; requiring you to dive in and get lucky. Most who do this die, but others also have been teleported to a random universe or the Void Dweller’s domain. If you can strike a deal with him, he will send you to where ever you wish. Most deals involve you doing life-threatening adventures or getting him strange artifacts.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means