The Shawnee Alien Tee
An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear. His crimes include: - Waffle stomping - Flashing people in the courtyard - Naked splits in the locker room - Bear crawling around the cafeteria - Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”) - Barking at people in the hallways - Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room - Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can - Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman - Walking in naked on the basketball team - Running around locker room jacking it - Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass: - Alien keychain - Shaving cream bottles - Any type of currency you can think of - Rocks - His brother’s toothbrush - His fingers - Fish pebbles - A metal cube (stained afterwards) - Bottles The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating