The Great Mel Tee
The Great Mel is an amazing person that is beyond all in this world. She is comprised mainly of mellium, which is the most precious element ever to be found. It was discovered very recently by 'The not so great Travis'. This 'not so great Travis' is the son of The Great Mel. This explains his 'not so greatness', because he is actually part Great Mel. The Great Mel is also known to be the worlds greatest drug, which has the effects of crack, but is actually good for you. As stated in The Great Mel's testament: -The Great Mel knows all -The Great Mel see's all -The Great Mel is all The Great Mel has the only known copy of the testament, which was written by The not so great Travis, and contains a lot of The Great Mel's hopes, dreams, sayings, and most important of all, the "Mel Wheel", which describes The Great Mel as a whole. The "Mel Wheel" has the three things which make up most of The Great Mel. These three things are: -amazing ness -awesomeness -greatness This whole article has been provided by The Great Mel's closest stalkerizer 'The not so great Travis'. Actually, it is 'The not so great Travis' that has written the article. Yes, this was written by a half-god if you will, a close relative of The Great Mel. A son, a friend, a stalkerizer, and who knows what else:P So next time you need a guiding light, just close your eyes, and think of The Great Mel... (I know it works for me)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂