The Great Mel Mug
The Great Mel is an amazing person that is beyond all in this world. She is comprised mainly of mellium, which is the most precious element ever to be found. It was discovered very recently by 'The not so great Travis'. This 'not so great Travis' is the son of The Great Mel. This explains his 'not so greatness', because he is actually part Great Mel. The Great Mel is also known to be the worlds greatest drug, which has the effects of crack, but is actually good for you. As stated in The Great Mel's testament: -The Great Mel knows all -The Great Mel see's all -The Great Mel is all The Great Mel has the only known copy of the testament, which was written by The not so great Travis, and contains a lot of The Great Mel's hopes, dreams, sayings, and most important of all, the "Mel Wheel", which describes The Great Mel as a whole. The "Mel Wheel" has the three things which make up most of The Great Mel. These three things are: -amazing ness -awesomeness -greatness This whole article has been provided by The Great Mel's closest stalkerizer 'The not so great Travis'. Actually, it is 'The not so great Travis' that has written the article. Yes, this was written by a half-god if you will, a close relative of The Great Mel. A son, a friend, a stalkerizer, and who knows what else:P So next time you need a guiding light, just close your eyes, and think of The Great Mel... (I know it works for me)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
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EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
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My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
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It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.