The Color System Tee
The color system contains 5 colors that describe the conditions of the other sex. It is an alternate system to the 0-10 number system. It is not exactly like the number system in that it incorporates more than just physical appearance, it also has the mental aspect involved. The colors are Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, and Red. You can ask your friends for their opinion on the situation and they can give you a color that they think is appropriate. The color is not necessarily the same for every person. Blue- If It happens it happens. This is a situation where you are attracted to someone but you wouldn't make a move but if they did then you would go with it. Green- Go for it. This is when you are attracted to this person and you want to pursue. It also works for when you see someone and think they are attractive but you don't know anything else about them. Yellow- is caution. When a situation was formerly green and something about this person causes caution to the pursuer. Orange- Is very cautionary. There is very little reason to continue pursuing this person. There is something that is wrong with them, or they don't get along with you or the people that you are around. Red- Get out of there. This could be someone that is unattractive or just full blown crazy and you should have nothing to do with them. Cut off all communication get out of the situation.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means