The CLUB tee
Better defined as a state of mind instead of an actual place. The CLUB has no limits or rules. In a way it doesn't even exist within time and space. Anything and anyone in or going to the club are relatively easy to spot. They are usually seen twitching vigorously as if they're actually dancing to some kind of tune that's almost incomprehensible to the whole of mankind itself. Some aren't even aware that they are in the process of going to the club. The CLUB can exist anywhere and anyone can go to it. Which is why it is probably so often compared to 'The Game', except you can't lose because it can only be experienced not played. If The Game was a Chess match then The Club would be the extensively modified area that the board and pieces are placed in. Although experiences differ by user all are rumored to have had the same side effect of hearing some catchy hip hop cover of the intro to 50 CENTS In da club among other club like tunes. Strange indeed but awesome all the while. Even stranger the fact that the club can remain constant or disappear if only by the mere whim of the person that currently resides within it. All anyone knows for sure is that once at the club or even in the process of going to it...everything else instantly becomes over 9000 times more amazing than anyone ever thought possible. Though no one knows for sure what triggers the event, there are theories of it most probably being caused by the realization of cosmic WIN. EPIC is EPIC
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!