The Aurora Tee
The Aurora was a state-of-the-art Alterra Long-Range Capital Ship sent to the Ariadne Arm to construct a phasegate. Its secret secondary mission involved locating survivors of the Degasi crew, leveraging its advanced scanning technology. While performing a gravity slingshot around Planet 4546B, the Quarantine Enforcement Platform struck the ship with an energy pulse, causing catastrophic hull failure and a crash landing on the planet. The starboard lifepods were destroyed, and most port-side pods were compromised upon landing, leaving Ryley Robinson in Lifepod 5 as the sole known survivor. The Aurora's impact reshaped the terrain, scattering Metal Salvage, Supply Crates, and essential materials nearby. Nine Reaper Leviathans patrol the crash site, adding significant danger. The ship's Drive Core explodes days later, inundating the area with radiation, making exploration impossible without a Radiation Suit until repairs are made. Multiple tools are required to fully explore its interior, accessible only after the explosion. Located at the far eastern edge of the map, the Aurora spans approximately 1,280 meters in length and remains a prominent landmark. Alterra later acknowledged the ship’s loss but censored details about the crash. Ryley Robinson, the only confirmed survivor, ultimately escaped the planet.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means