The Aurora Tee
The Aurora was a state-of-the-art Alterra Long-Range Capital Ship sent to the Ariadne Arm to construct a phasegate. Its secret secondary mission involved locating survivors of the Degasi crew, leveraging its advanced scanning technology. While performing a gravity slingshot around Planet 4546B, the Quarantine Enforcement Platform struck the ship with an energy pulse, causing catastrophic hull failure and a crash landing on the planet. The starboard lifepods were destroyed, and most port-side pods were compromised upon landing, leaving Ryley Robinson in Lifepod 5 as the sole known survivor. The Aurora's impact reshaped the terrain, scattering Metal Salvage, Supply Crates, and essential materials nearby. Nine Reaper Leviathans patrol the crash site, adding significant danger. The ship's Drive Core explodes days later, inundating the area with radiation, making exploration impossible without a Radiation Suit until repairs are made. Multiple tools are required to fully explore its interior, accessible only after the explosion. Located at the far eastern edge of the map, the Aurora spans approximately 1,280 meters in length and remains a prominent landmark. Alterra later acknowledged the ship’s loss but censored details about the crash. Ryley Robinson, the only confirmed survivor, ultimately escaped the planet.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!