ThatGuyHerty Tee
A mistake sent from the gods. His parents wished that they threw him into a well when he was a child but looks like that chance has gone. He had no friends in kindergarten, primary school, secondary school, college and still doesn't. Once in college he told a girl - who he had a crush on - that he was a footballer, two days later, she found out and kicked his penis all the way to a Russian hospital, "Vat is happenin'? Get outta my ho'pital!" , screamed the Russian nurse. "Oh I am so sorry-" said ThatGuyHerty. But just then the Russian nurse kicked his ass all the way to the Mariana trench! "Hoo iz zis hooman" said the shark, "Oh I'm sorry sharko", said ThatGuyHerty and just then the shark flicked his head all the way to his parents. "Now's our chance we can finally kill our son, YESSSSS!" And as you know they kicked him all the way out of the universe and he froze to death. HAPPY ENDING! YEAH!!!!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!