Tessa Tee
Tessa is an angel. She is the person I will cherish for the rest of my life. She is unique, beautiful, amazing, kind, loving, determined, incredible, ingenious, and amazing. Her favorite flowers are orchids and she loves wild cherry pepsi. She's the girl that makes everyone turn their head when they walk past. The girl that makes the sun look dark by comparison. She makes you feel like a better person just being with her. She makes you feel invincible. Her smile is the most beautiful thing this world has to offer. It's more precious than diamonds and miracles combine. It is something that will make your jaw drop every time you see it. It is something that you would fight and die for. Her eyes are the most gorgeous thing that anyone could possibly ever look at. They are millions of facets of color and will hold you captivated in time. You forget everything else exists just by looking into her eyes. because they are the most precious thing on this earth, second only, to her smile. Tessa is my angel. My Helen. My Juliet. My Aphrodite. She is the reason I can make it through the day and she...is the most precious thing in my world. She is my love. She is my life. And she is my heart.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.