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The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English: Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you. Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent. Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah) I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks. Number three: Always trust somebody. Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny. Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly. Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting. Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed. If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will. Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate. Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man. Number eight: Maintain a trim figure Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5 Number nine should have been the first one in my opinion. If you are not getting any carriage reciprocals I would advise staying at distance from the law enforcement officers. If African Americans believe you are an informer they will not believe your denial, seated in the kitchen waiting to kill you Number ten: A strong word named delivery. Only for men who are not dead, not for those who have just started college. If you haven’t got any customers then say no thank you Because they are going to want their money whatever the weather conditions. The orignal lyrics are below.
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