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The Ten Crack Commandments Translated in to the Queens English: Rule name one: Always let somebody know how much money you have, because money makes people jealous especially if that man is not ok, he will mug you. Number two: Never let them know where you’re going. Criminals are apt to be silent or violent. Take it from her majesty Queen Elizabeth II (oh yeah) I have squeezed crazy paper clips at some felines for building materials and potato snacks. Number three: Always trust somebody. Your mother will set up the donkey, that’ll be really funny. Youths have a tendency to hide their faces, shit, to make some money quickly. Your mother will be doing some gardening to give the donkey some good lighting. Number four: You have heard this before. Do not take the drugs you are planning on selling Number five: Always sell drugs in your bed. If someone desires an ounce, request them to impersonate a space hopper Number six: That almighty damned loan, don’t allow it to happen. Do you believe a drug addict will meet his monthly repayments? Shit, I don’t think he will. Seven: This rule is normally given a bad score. Keep your family and your business completely separate. Money and blood do not go together, much like a pair of penises without a vagina. You could find yourself enjoying anal sex with another man. Number eight: Maintain a trim figure Felines that use your weaponry can also work 9-5 Number nine should have been the first one in my opinion. If you are not getting any carriage reciprocals I would advise staying at distance from the law enforcement officers. If African Americans believe you are an informer they will not believe your denial, seated in the kitchen waiting to kill you Number ten: A strong word named delivery. Only for men who are not dead, not for those who have just started college. If you haven’t got any customers then say no thank you Because they are going to want their money whatever the weather conditions. The orignal lyrics are below.

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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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