Teletard Tee
Teletard is a word originating from the highly popular chat website, Habbo Hotel. It is used to define a specific group of people who tend to act, or dress their avatar, in a specific way. Originally, while myself and Scott were standing in the room GOTHIC HOUSE, (The room is supposed to have a Gothic theme. Do not mistake me for some loser.) we were blocking the entrance to the room for kicks. A second entrance to the room is available through a teleporter, which we also stood in front of to prevent entry into the room. While there, some kids used the teleporter and started insulting the two of us. I said something stupid, along the lines of "Teleporter retards." and Scott replied with, "Teletards!" Thus it was done. We now recognise a lot of people as Teletards, and have gone as far as to give the classification six sub-genres. First off, I would like you to understand that the original teletards were recognised by their use of the smiley ":|" which was their constant reply to anything we said that disagreed with them. These people lacked the intelligence to debate with us, and thus had to resort to a two-character smiley. Anyone who uses this smiley will be automatically considered a Teletard. Here are the Teletard Sub-Genres; Classification #1: Someone who dresses their avatar colourfully. Classification #2: Someone who uses extremely pale skin for their avatar. Classification #3: Someone who finger-fucks their shift key. Thus typing with a capital letter for the beginning of each word. Classification #4: The people that think adding !!11one!1omgwtfbbq!1 to the end of an exclaimed sentence is the cool and 'leet' thing to do. Classification #5: Those who abuse punctuation, or go over the top when using Internet acronyms. Classification #6: A combination of two or more of the above classifications. Though I would like to again make a point of the fact that the classifications are useless unless the accused has actually used the ":|" or ";|" smiley. Or at least seems like they would.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
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Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
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