Teakdoor Tee
Closed Door! More like vile door. The main members are like rats scuttling around a dark shit house ambushing anyone trying to take an innocent shit. Lurking in the putrid urine corroded shadows, they appear as appirations to new members who at first won't believe they're for real. Not long after, these spirits come and physically haunt these poor newbies until they flee, wondering what the f*cks going on, finding sanctuary elsewhere. The typical Teakdoorist is a scared intellectually incapacitated individual who refuses to accept factual truths. If you are into bullying and heaps of personal abuse this is the place for you. Run by a nasty clique who will ride your ass. Hell, if you fit in with the clientele on this forum you might even want to eat dog turds. Make no mistake, this is a centre for unintelligent alcoholics, cons and complete fuckwits! They congregate in this digital temple in order to masturbate over their incorrect worldly beliefs in hope that it'll make up for the misfortunate lives that resulted in them getting stuck in Thailand with no chance of living a decent life inside the boundaries of normal society. A majority of these dipwhits are expelled by their own families and have nothing to look forward to but a slow life in poverty, for the simple truth that not a single person at home wants them to return home. It is nothing more than a publically observable private venue for a select cluster of inadequate anti socials to vent.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.