Tawni Tee
Tawni, will surprise you every chance you give her. Unique in most ways, Tawni is incomparably cute and sweet with enough intelligence to strike most country music fans blind. When a Tawni smiles, somewhere in the northern hemisphere an iceberg melts and falls into the sea. Consequently, Tawni is directly responsible for the near extinction of the polar bear as well as countless life extinguishing tropical storms and floods. But if you had a chance to get to know her better you probably wouldn't be able to hold it against her, because its too hard to get or stay mad at Tawni, especially when shes smiling at you. Intentionally causing someone named Tawni pain is the karmic equivalent of executing unicorns. Tawni is beautiful in so many ways it will confuse you, but don't be too afraid of being crushed by her shrouding gracefulness, because her only real flaw is not knowing just how much she deserves out of life or the people in it. Odds are good that if you know a Tawni, shes not getting the adoration she deserves.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.