Tarzan Tee
Tarzan is a hawt 5'1" ape man that usually spends her days swinging on vines and sharing loneliness with its monkey friends. But beware, even if this creature looks like a Darius on the outside, he can become quite vile when least expected. Tarzan is also obsessed with toes and will stick his snoot in glue for some tooting. It is highly advised that the weak of heart and highly unintelligent stay three countries away from her because she may want to educate you on gae boobs if suspecting your ignorance. Tarzan also loves playing telephone with its banana named "Mo" and likes shooting frogs into the ocean with a fake AR-15 she made with Joe's last remains. This was all a bit too much to digest, but I give you my word, if you can share a house with a 5'1.5" McDonald's loving Indian guy(no offence), then you will absolutely fall in love with Tarzan. She's/it's/he's definitely a keeper.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!