Tapatío Tee
After Thelma and Louise, Brad Pitts career took off. As he waited for studio advances in his next role, he had to make ends meet. Universal agreed Pitt would be the next big thing. First, they insisted he have his teeth straightened. Being Pitt didn’t have any money, and was existing only on tacos in East LA served from Taco Trucks, he had to take on a job prepping veggies and making salsa. The salsa he made was mediocre at best but with the ego of Pitt believing it was the best hot sauce ever, he had a plan. Pitt took his plan to the American Association of Orthodontics (AAO) and pitched it. “ I’ll be the next best thing if I can get my teeth straightened. Being I don’t have a cent to my name, I’ll leverage my future earnings in hopes that the AAO will provide me the money. In exchange, I will provide my likeness and recipe for my East LA famous Salsa, Papi Pitts.” They liked the idea but wanted to be sure they had their name on the bottle. They insisted AAO would be on the label. While drunk on pulque, Pitt showed up to work one morning and ate an absurd amount of tacos to cure the hangover. Of course he had a copy of the contract with him as he had for weeks. As he sat at the benches outside the truck, it struck him. An anagram of AAO and Pitt to create a new senseless word would keep him in compliance, his face centered and his teeth would be straight. It only took a few minutes to recognize there is only one reasonable word that includes AAO and Pitt. Tapatio
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!