Syracuse University Tee
Something like a college Where you supposedly gain knowledge A beautiful campus set in a bad city The time and place to get extremely shitty Now the people are of their own And their wealth is very much shown Frat boys drinking all over the yard Girls running their daddy's credit card Known for basketball and the Dome Expensive cars and rockin the chrome BMW, porche, benz and audi These japs know how to fucking party Look for the uggs in the snow Cause the bar scene is always a go Faegans if you're official Lucy's for the superficial Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar Then walk to Harry's cause its not far Cross the street, Darwins for some shots and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs, The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs Be aware that it will snow and rain But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas And if you’re a senior live it up, please! Senior Sundays Chillin Mondays Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot) Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout Sat? Lots to do then After that…start the cycle over again. Work as hard or as little as you please But be prepared to explain those C’s Newhouse for communications Greek houses for crazy initiations Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs J.Michaels for the latest styles Marshall Street: all smiles All colleges seem somewhat the same After all it’s one big game Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in Hang up the phone, let the fun begin However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition