Syracuse University Tee
Something like a college Where you supposedly gain knowledge A beautiful campus set in a bad city The time and place to get extremely shitty Now the people are of their own And their wealth is very much shown Frat boys drinking all over the yard Girls running their daddy's credit card Known for basketball and the Dome Expensive cars and rockin the chrome BMW, porche, benz and audi These japs know how to fucking party Look for the uggs in the snow Cause the bar scene is always a go Faegans if you're official Lucy's for the superficial Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar Then walk to Harry's cause its not far Cross the street, Darwins for some shots and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs, The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs Be aware that it will snow and rain But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas And if you’re a senior live it up, please! Senior Sundays Chillin Mondays Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot) Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout Sat? Lots to do then After that…start the cycle over again. Work as hard or as little as you please But be prepared to explain those C’s Newhouse for communications Greek houses for crazy initiations Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs J.Michaels for the latest styles Marshall Street: all smiles All colleges seem somewhat the same After all it’s one big game Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in Hang up the phone, let the fun begin However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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