Syracuse University
Something like a college Where you supposedly gain knowledge A beautiful campus set in a bad city The time and place to get extremely shitty Now the people are of their own And their wealth is very much shown Frat boys drinking all over the yard Girls running their daddy's credit card Known for basketball and the Dome Expensive cars and rockin the chrome BMW, porche, benz and audi These japs know how to fucking party Look for the uggs in the snow Cause the bar scene is always a go Faegans if you're official Lucy's for the superficial Head to Chucks--it's the sports bar Then walk to Harry's cause its not far Cross the street, Darwins for some shots and if all else fails, Maggies is the one for the tots Aside from the drinking watch out for the drugs, The campus food and girls giving out fake hugs Be aware that it will snow and rain But when the sun comes out you’ll go flip flop insane If you’re a freshman don’t carry the orange lanyards If you’re a sophomore yell FRESHMEN outta your cars If you’re a junior you’re probably abroad overseas And if you’re a senior live it up, please! Senior Sundays Chillin Mondays Tuesday box of wine (bring the loot) Wednesday, rock paper scissor…shoot Thirsty Thurs, the weekend starts no doubt Themed party on Fri… yep another blackout Sat? Lots to do then After that…start the cycle over again. Work as hard or as little as you please But be prepared to explain those C’s Newhouse for communications Greek houses for crazy initiations Fake sun at Garbo’s upstairs Sit out at Starbucks on the chairs J.Michaels for the latest styles Marshall Street: all smiles All colleges seem somewhat the same After all it’s one big game Tell the parents you’re studying and staying in Hang up the phone, let the fun begin However Cuse is unlike any other, just so grand But unless you go here… you just.. wouldn’t.. understand.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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