Syosset Tee
A town located on Long Island. There are lots of affluent residents and most all have a good amount of money. Houses are ridiculously expensive, with small split-level houses often running for upwards of $650k and houses rarely selling for under $1M in some areas. Taxes are also VERY high. Syosset is one of the best school districts in the country, with Newsweek magazine ranking Syosset HS as the #42 high school in the United States. Students receive very good grades. College Day at this school is characterized by many students in sweatshirts for Ivy League and other high ranked schools. Syosset's population is largely Jewish. The kids spend their summers at camp, located often in Pennsylvania and Upstate New York, and weekends spent at least one bar or bat mitzvah. Syosset has a lot of students falling under the "Jewish American Princess" stereotype, usually rich girls, but not all Syosset students are like this. Many are nice, smart, and driven." Syosset also has a huge Asian population, with up to 1/3rd of the student body being of East Asian ancestry. Most of these kids have parents who immigrated to the U.S. from Asia; they rarely speak English and expect highly of their children. Many honors classes at SHS can be found as having a majority Asian population, and these students are obnoxious about their superficial intelligence. Although Syosset has its ups and downs, it is overall a pretty good place to raise your children, especially if you want them to succeed.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.