Sydney Tee
This is a city in New South Whales, Australia, that thinks they are greater than every other state capital, because apparently Melbourneites are depressive emo kids who are all drug addicts, Perth is famous for a high crime rate and drink driving and being fuck in the middle of nowhere, Darwin is filled with drunks abo's and bogans, Hobart is full of two headed inbreeds and homosexual greenies, Brisbane is full of people who have sexual intercourse with pineapples and banana's and finally that Adelaide is full of people who will just try to kill you. So Sydney what do you have? You have more cocaine than Columbia so stop calling Melbourne full of drug addicts. You have the highest gang violence and crime incidence AND prevalence, so stop calling Perth full of crime lords. You have the highest rate of aboriginal, bogan and unemployed persons in Australia, so quit your bitchin about Darwin. Hobart is full of two headed inbreeds i will give you guys that one. There are more sluts with cucumbers and various other phallic shapes vegetables up themselves on internet sites than any other state, if you deny this, just log onto any porn site, guaranteed sidebar advertisement of 'Horny teen slut from Sydney willing to stick anything up their twat just for you!" You had Ivan Milat, so stop talking about people in Adelaide killing people for no reason. Oh and ACT is left out because they really aren't even a state or territory in most people's opinion.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.