Swollasfucksaurus Rex Tee
In the new world, the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is the individual in the community with the highest rank, sometimes referred to as an "Alpha Male". Other animals in the same social group may exhibit submission or other symbolic signs of respect particular to their species towards the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex". A "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is given preference to be the first to eat, drink, party, and the first to mate; among some species they are the only animals in the pack allowed to mate. Other animals in the community are usually killed or ousted if they violate this rule. The term "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is sometimes applied to humans to refer to a man who is beyond powerful through his courage and a competitive, goal-driven, "take charge" attitude. With their bold approach and confidence, "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" are often described as charismatic and are often overachievers and recognized for their leadership qualities. Their aggressive tactics and competitiveness can also lead to resentment by others. (Haters gotta hate.) The status of the "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" is often achieved by means of superior physical strength. One does not choose to become a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex", he must be chosen by other superior "Swollasfucksaurus Rex". Once a man becomes a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex" his life will become a constant challenge to maintain his position in life. Luckily, this is known as breakfast for a "Swollasfucksaurus Rex"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.