swayzak Tee
It's September 2002, and it's the last week of summer. You're in 8th grade and you're positive you're gonna fail your last middle school year epically. Luckily, Toonami is on after school. But right now, they're doing an event they call "Trapped in Hyperspace". Basically, a virus infects the Absolution and now the thing's gonna kamikaze into planet Earth. You've gotta go online and help TOM jack into the system a la MegaMan Battle Network. And to make matters worse, SARA is offline, and in her place is the virus itself. But holy shit, the virus. His name is Swayzak, and he's a red devil looking hologram with a deep voice (or if you're playing the game, a New Zealand accent). And he's got some figure! I mean, a slim body with a thin waist and legs that're almost sticks? Fuck! Who wouldn't wanna ride with him? By Friday, he's gone. Damn it. Fast forward to April 2004, Toonami's now on Saturday nights, and you've gone onto freshman year. SARA's reviewing a game called Rez. She brings up the plot, which is about a computer virus, and asks if it sounds familiar. All of a sudden, Swayzak appears! Holy hell! Still sexy as ever! But he disappears as quickly as he arrived. Now it's 2017 and you're in your mid to late twenties. One night, you remember Swayzak and ask yourself... why's he still sexy?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡