Suszko Tee
Suszko (Sus-co) - A name derived from the Russian pirate Victor Suskavitch's company of brigands. They were involved in many naval battles which they were never on time for due too them taking numerous hours to make sure their pirate makeup was perfect. In one particular battle they all had idea's on how to defeat the enemy (zora / kobalt pirates ZK) but no one could decide what to do. The ZK pirates boarded them and took them all captive with no resistance. The Sus were held for 2 days before driving the other pirates madd from constant questions and mindless chatter. They majority of the ZK threw them selves overboard to escape insanity. The remaining Sus and ZK pirates soon got tired of pirating and started a mid evil cruise line calling the selves Sus-ZK travel company. On the maiden voyage they got lost at sea before arriving on a lush tropical island and started a new colony taking the name Suszko. Within months they killed every living plant on the island. Suszko (1)- to rid a person of sanity unintentionally. Suszko (2)- to take hours to accomplish task that would normaly take minutes. Suszko (3) - to never be satisfied with ones current job.
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Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡