Susan Tee
A SUSAN is a rare fucking diamond! We are OBSESSED with Susan! Because the name is pretty common, EVERY.SINGLE.SUSAN you’ll find is as unique, magical & badass as every man’s & woman’s ultimate imaginative fantasy. Yes, men & women BOTH fall in love with her and go in knowing she has broken many hearts along her journey. SUSAN’s are so powerful & magnetic that it’s hard to find an EX of a Susan who isn’t still in love with her unless they have already died of a broken heart! Beware! Her grip on the heart is so powerful you’ll likely NEVER find a jewel more precious, although you’ll spend the rest of your life trying! Make no mistake her skills are more masterfully honed & perfectly crafted than any other woman’s, because she had NO CHOICE but to do so along the way, given the commonality of her name. SHE CANT HELP THE NAME HER MOMMA GAVE HER FORCED HER TO NATURALLY STAND OUT IN A CROWD! Her SEXY demeanor & confidence are just a small part of her ALLURE. She can be very naturally seductive, but don’t get it twisted!! Chances are she doesn’t want your man (or woman) due to her loyalty as a friend to you & to her own significant other. So no need to get all insecure in her presence for she’s a girls girl and a guys girl & means nothing by her innocent sex appeal & God given charm. The girl can’t help it! Susan’s can do ANYTHING! Just watch one. When you hang out with a Susan & see how she commands the room, it’s easy to see why we are all “DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN!”
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition