suleimy Tee
Suleimy is a young talented little girl. She was featured in the movie series, "Wallace And Gromit" as she played the role as a sheep. She farts A TON. She was training at a Russia owned business called, "Misha and James Mafia." As she faced many years of bootcamp on ROBLOX. Now lets get into the details.. Suleimy has a ROCKY relationship status. While her type might be short men with perms those aren't the only thing breaking her heart.. She was "on and off" with this Remi boy for 8 months, and the thing is.. THEY WERENT EVEN DATING! Uh oh, tragic. Although her dick may be small, her heart is big (like my co-). She has had many relationships! She even dated the world famous RAPPER, SINGER, ACTOR, THERAPIST, AND vocalist, Ju$ki. They dated ATLEAST 20 times in the span of their lives. They lived happily ever ALMOST after on a hill near a village in California but then Ju$ki faced tragic injuries when Suleimy became.... Psycho (and homosexual..). Suleimy soonly traveled away far to Donkeys village to meet Shrek and find her third eye. On Decemeber 25th 4BC, her eye opened. Fun fact! Thats when the dinosaurs died. The world crumbles and rumbles when she farts (Its quite smelly and scary) Anyways, Suleimy was the first man to invent MINIONS and FART GUNS. (How creative!) She also is immortal; many people have tried and failed trying to assign Suleimy Edecardo The Third.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.