Suffolk Tee
Suffolk, Virginia. Located in Hampton Roads (AKA the Seven Cities). The biggest city in Virginia by square miles, but if you don't know what you're looking for, you won't find anything. Plenty of things to see, especially in the country areas. The downtown ghettos are home to some of the best niche stores, such as tailors, furniture repair, and the greatest place to buy fried chicken, Feather and Fin. 25% suburbs, 35% ghetto, 40% wide open country areas. Pronounced "su-fik", "sufk", "su-fuk" or "suf-ik", but NEVER "suf-folk". This pronunciation is how the locals identify non-locals. The same applies for Norfolk ("nah-fik", "nor-fuk", but never "nor-folk"), Chesapeake ("chess-peak", never "chess-a-peak), Portsmouth ("ports-mit", never "Ports-mouth"), and sometimes Southampton (sout-ampton, never "South-Hampton). North Suffolk, also known as "Nice Suffolk" or "Fake Suffolk" have nice apartments, clean stores, clean areas, and a movie theatre we peons go to on the weekends. If you live in North Suffolk, congratulations, you're not full Suffolkian (not like that's much to brag about.) Accents here are primarily southern, but kids raised from birth in the Hampton Roads areas are generally fast, low talkers who don't have any dynamic in their speech. The word "dynamic" would be pronounced "dhi-namik". Suffolk doesn't have much of a niche other than peaceful (yet boring) living, but it's the middle of Hampton Roads and the rest of the 7 Cities are only a drive away.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means