succubus Tee
A female who steals people away, keeping them in an unexplainable trance-like mood (usually stolen through a sexual act). A succubus (singular) usually preys on single men, generally your best friend or close family member (incubus). Trying to regain your status with your friend/family member is very difficult, and once the sexual acts begin, your chances of redemption have almost dissipated. Openly expressing discontent towards said succubus will only empower it, causing it to increase its efforts with your friend/family member. At this point, you have a better chance of surviving a nuclear blast than defeating the succubus. The best chance for defeating it, is if it somehow makes a mistake, insulting and dishonoring the incubus. Only if the incubus has morals, and a will stronger than its literal/metaphorical erection, will he stand a chance for surviving. If the succubus is not defeated, death is a certainty, whether you never see the incubus in it's original state of mind again, or it literally has the life drained out of it due to prolonged exposure to the succubus. Other tools of the succubi are lies, or extreme sexual dominance for the purposes of demeaning the incubus and overpowering him.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.