Succer Tee
A game similar to soccer and rugby. A fast paced, hard-hitting game that will challenge everything you've known about soccer. The game is played with a rubber playground ball, a field, and a pair of goals, regulation size. The field length can be whatever length is available. Rules: 1 - The ball carrier can only carry the ball for a maximum of 5 seconds 2 - The ball carrier can maintain possession of the ball by holding the ball as long as he wants as long if he has one foot pivoting 3 - A player can score with any part of his/her body (head, leg, foot, chest) except the arms or hands 4 - A player cannot score on a ball that is intentionally thrown into the goal 5 - A player cannot score off a punted ball in the goal off his/her foot (drop kick) but instead, the ball must be kicked off the ground 6 - All hits on a player are legal except the following: deliberate shots to the head (head hunt), shots to the groin or face, shots to the neck 7- When a ball is scored, the defensive team (team that just was scored on) must touch the ball before the offense can touch it again. 8 - When a ball is shot and lands over the goal, the ball is live and is anyone’s ball. 9 - A game does not start until one player from each team steps on to the field under their own power (can't be pushed/forced on by the other team 10 - If one of the teams scheduled to play does not step on the field for the entire recess, it will result in a forfeiture of the game and a loss for the team.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum