Subadoob Tee
A special name given only to a special Subaru vehicle, preferably a Forrester. The vehicle can only be endowed with this name after faithfully serving its owner through good times and bad. Situations that merit this title include but aren't limited to: escaping some threat such as police or angry Mexicans, being found not guilty in a D.U.I case, annihilating a deer or other target and still drivable (and somewhat fresh), and/or serving as a location for various social activities such as smoking mad blunts or getting naked with girls. Owner of a said Subadoob frequently communicates with the vehicle, strokes and/or kisses the dash to show approval, and rewards it with nice detailing jobs and BG Engine Performance products. Once a driver-Subadoob relationship has formed, it will remain forever and the Subadoob will only be passed on to those worthy enough. If the driver decides to retain the vehicle during his/her later years in life and the spouse of the driver says, "get that piece of shit out of here, we need a new car," the driver will happily drive his/her Subadoob down to the city court house to file for divorce.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating