Strikeout Tee
A strikeout means you failed just like the baseball term. As with a lot of baseball terminology, this applies well to dating and relationships. Applied to dating, this means you did not score a date or get lucky like on a white night stand. There are two ways to strikeout as in baseball. To strike out swinging, that means you tried every hard but you still failed. Most likely because you tried too hard and the girl thinks you're wasting her time or you're just not good enough. You keep swinging, but you keep missing. But at least you tried. The other way to strikeout is to strike out looking. That means the opportunity was there but you fucking wasted it but not doing a goddamn thing. The girl is sending you signals at the bar but you just ignored her. Maybe because you were worried about cheating on your girlfriend. Who knows what happened next? Your best friend scored with her. The guy next to you scored. The bartender scored. The bouncer scored. Or even the underage frat kid you insulted earlier scored. But you didn't. Why? Because you never tried.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum