Stratford, CT Tee
A small town. We have melonheads.. and they are real. Go to Roosevelt Forest and check them out. 2 high schools. Biggest hang out = Club 711. The BK lounge is a close second. We drink beer.. but thats pretty much it. We're good at some sports. If you don't have a decent tan or aren't of a hispanic decent, get out. Stratford girls are the hottest around, surrounding towns say there must be something in the water. Short Beach is GORGEOUS. We have a really good looking police force (i.e.- Officer Rivera). If you have younger friends and no money for tuition, your poor ass gets Housatonic. If you are a guidette princess or guido papi and cannot resist to escape the HoTt ClUbbZ in gun wavin new haven.. SCSU if right for you! If you're feeling rebellious, and drinking at a dry campus gets you riled up, Eastern is a great option. If you like long car rides, and a slightly diverse/redneck population, or simply are void of an identity, Western suits your fit. If you fall into the top 10% percentile of your graduating class, you may either opt to get the fuck out of this state if you have a head on your shoulders, or stick to UCONN because, well.. they do have a good Spring Weekend. In Stratford, every appears happy, cheerfuly and continuously smiling.. no one really knows if everyone is just stupid or drugged up on Xanax.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating