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Straight crush Tee

A straight crush is when a queer person gets a crush on a person who’s straight. They could be your best friend, or even the person who made you realize your sexuality. Well in this case, this person happens to be straight. And even though you fell SO HARD, you know they’ll never look you the way you look at them: with the unignorable desire to hold hands, maybe even kiss , but they just can’t look at you the same. It’s a feeling like no other. You thinking about them EVERY DAY for the past year. slipping from reality into your day dreams of what could’ve been if they weren’t “straight.” But of course, there’s always the hope that maybe they aren’t so “straight”… MAYBE they’ll eventually look at you and see a future. A future where you’ll give each other your hearts and melt your two worlds into one. Oh, what you’ll do to make them feel your love and return it. Because when i close my eyes I see your smile. I imagine your hand squeezing mine. I think of sitting on the gravel path with you in silence watching the sunset everyday day when I see it setting. Even tho sometimes I feel like maybe this isn’t love.. and drift my thoughts of you away… I’m always eventually reminded of how you’re the one who made me realize what love is supposed to feel like …and you’re the one I have true love for. And through it’s risky, and though I’ll risk my heart shattering to pieces, I can’t lose hope that I wasn’t imagining what I felt between us, and that “us” is not impossible.

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31
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