Stickism Tee
Stickism is the practice of hailing Stick God after our universe fell from the Holy Tree. Stick God saved our universe(leaf). Along with Stick God, Hehes fell on our leaf(universe), you will be taught the holy ways of Stickism. Stick God created you as well as everything on Earth. Stick God blesses us every day, so we should bless him as well. Stick God is the father of all the Earth Gods. A rough estimation states that there are four branch gods on the tree, four stick gods to each branch, and four twig gods for every stick. Each twig god has control over four leaves/universes. However, at one point, our universe fell from the tree. This would meant that we would be destroyed, but Stick God and his four twig gods fell after us, which knocked creatures called Hehe worms from their own universe. Stick God and the four twig gods landed on the world, allowing it to remain, suspended between the sky and cold ground. Stick God then created the Three Stick Cultists, to spread the word of how he saved our world from destruction. To hail Stick God you must hit your chest, then your head, and then raise your bent finger to the sky, showing Stick God your devotion. If you wish to become a priest of Stick God, it is recommended that you sacrifice some of yourself or another in the name of Stick. As the great cultists said,"Sacarafices must be made!" This definition comes from the website: https{delete these brackets and words}://stickcultist.wixsite.com/stickism
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.