Steamed hams Tee
Well, seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Ah, superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. eh. Oh lee gods! my roast is ruined. But what if.. I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? ho ho ho, delightfully devilish seymour. SEYMOUR! Oh, superintendent, I was just, uh stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise, care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven? Oh, that isn't smoke, It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering haamburgers. I thought you said we're having steamed clams? D'oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a.. regional dialect. From what region? uhh... Upstate new york. Really? Well I'm from utica, and I never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams. Oh not in utica, no, It's an albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at krusty burger. Oh, no, Patented skinner burgers. Old family recipe. For steamed hams Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You kno- one thing I should.. Excuse me for one second. Of course. Well, that was wonderful, good time was had by all, I'm pooped. Yes, I should be, GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING TH- to be continued
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum