Startism Tee
Startism / Startardation. A neurosis suffered by backers and subscribers of the 'game' Star Citizen. Symptoms escalate exponentially relative to their fiscal stupidity and should not be engaged in anyway about how to run a game development studio as this generally leads to the observers acquisition of symptom's and unless treated with a heathy dose of "outside' can lead to severe cognitive impairment. All exhibit a vocal grandiose knowledge in the complexities of (including but not limited too) Celestial mechanics, Rocket and missile science, Combat flight both atmospheric and zero gravity, Galactic mining geology and most importantly Video game development and Server maintenance, Outside of this, a myriad of quasi-intellectual subjects surround the 'Startists' but on closer inspection almost all posses no more than a rudimentary knowledge of anything more than their credit card details, how to microwave yesterdays Uber eats, your Mothers address and how to (supposedly)run a billion dollar video game development studio from your garage. On the surface 100% of Startists will seem to possess a Nobel prize level knowledge of Einstein -Rosen bridge and Newtonian wormhole mechanics and although being unable to navigate to the shower can tell you with certainty how a video game spaceship.jpeg would make the jump to hyperspace without bouncing to close to a bar of soap.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.