Stalinium Tee
Stalinium is not a metal but rather an aloy. It’s made by smelting communite, stalinite, and bias. It’s an alor designed to absorb kinetic energy and disperse it. It was used to make soviet tanks during world war 2, and later used for other vehicles. There were prototypes of planes made out of it but the aloy was heavier than expected and hard to shape, despite it being a light aloy. It was used from 1932-1963. The materials to make it were found within the mines of gulags scattered around the Siberian Taiga. Stalin had the idea to smelt them together to make a strong aloy capable of deflecting German shells. They combined the light aloy with the idea of sloped armor to make almost invincible tanks. The Germans however found Uranium within German occupied Poland and made Uranium shells. The Uranium shells rather increased the strength of the Stalinium making it stronger. The Soviets then added Uranium to the manufacturing process in order to make it stronger.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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