St Austell Tee
One of the largest towns in Cornwall, St Austell is a old mining town turned shopping mecca. Due to to recent developments to the town centre St Austell has changed from a boring shithole to an expensive boring shithole. Notable locations include Gover, a chav infested rat-hole at the bottom of town, and the somewhat ridiculous rivalry between the two secondary schools - Poltair and Penrice. Both are equally crap, the only difference is that one has wannabe scum and the other has stupid scum. St Austell has one of the nicest primary schools ever - Pondhu. Other interesting facts include that anybody who is a nice or decent person in St Austell lives on the outskirts - since the overwhelming chaviness of the rest of the town tends to change decent people into monsters obsessed with tracksuits and shagging everything that moves. St Austell and the surrounding area is actually incredibly beautiful, but half the inhabitants don't know what they're missing. One country road leading out from St Austell is filled with some incredible wildlife that has taken up living in the abandoned clay mines - it is in Cornwall after all. Other notable locations include Cornwall College, Bethel, Trewoon, Moorland Road, , The train station with links to Par and Plymouth, Asda, Radio St Austell Bay and the Rugby Club.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.